Oh man, i ate so much pizza..
*
Yanz: [to Katelyn] Wait, so what's at 1:20?
[Mitchell, father of Yanz, walks in]
Lori: Bugs Bunny?
Mitchell: Dead trees. [exits]
[Yanz, Katelyn, Lori look puzzled, shrug, then continue eating]
[a few minutes later, Mitchell re-enters]
Yanz: Hey Dad, what did you mean by "dead trees"?
Mitchell: [after a small pause] Latency.
[Katelyn, Lori pass a befuddled look]
Yanz:...huh?
Mitchell: i said that a while ago.
Lori: Well, sure, but what did you mean?
Mitchell: Didn't someone ask 'what's money'? [exits]
[Yanz and Katelyn stare after Mitchell]
Lori: Actually, money's made out of...cotton..
[Yanz, Katelyn, Lori bust up]
Lori: Yanz, i think i love your father.
[Yanz, Katelyn, Lori then commence in saying, "Dead trees!" at random intervals for the rest of Lunch]
Yanz: OH my gosh--
Katelyn: Dead trees!
Yanz: That was seriously--
Lori: ...what's this about a strip tease?
*
Gotta love those domino effects...

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What I have to say is much more important than how long my eyelashes are.
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Though it might be funnier to say that you did...
You were stuffing your face the whole time.
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NO. The food was stuffing ITSELF in my face!! That 'za was SOO difficult! Rawr!
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You.
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