i don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscopes don't match. i think i realized it when i changed tennis shoes in your camping car and i saw you sit on Donald Duck. i'm sure you're man enough to understand that i get turned on by garbage men. i'm returning the cut toenails to you, but i'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that i will tell the authorities about the apartment building.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
=lovelyloon
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Devious Comments
*Sniffles of pain*
You're...turned on by garbage men..?
I KNEW there was someone else!!!
And i want my left ear back, you cheap jerk-face!
*Storms off*
You+I=ABSURDITY.
Its fantastic.
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i was searching...all those years...
Sorry. Sold it on dBay like last Thursday.
;D
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You.
Yes, you.
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... well, like I said... almost...
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Dr. Seuss
... I want to make a documentary of you two, I will call it "Jerk-Face and Scatterbrained"... we will make bucketloads of money and get both of you on late-night TV...
... are you with me? </crissangel>
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For you;;
Shirt: Green
Born: December
Food: Pizza
Sock colour: Barefoot
Underwear: Red (TMI!)
TV programme: Scrubs
Mood: Cuddly
Bedroom walls: Pink (jebus..)
Name begins with: L, obvs
Name ends with: K/L
Drink: Milk
Vacation: Australia
I will do this. And perhaps for the benefit of all parties involved, my underwear is "other"
Although Keri's going to get yet another. That kinda sucks. Quick, comment on my journal!
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"Scatterbrain and Toothpaste Ted!"
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You.
Yes, you.
My walls are actually mostly white. With bears. But there are like pink lines...and my curtain things are pink.
We just...never got around to changing things when i got older.
And i liked that one way better than the white one, aside from the fact everyone has white.
Ah yes, that was the day i wore my winter undies. There's a little skiing polar bear on the front.
i find it funny that you took the time to do all that.
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You.
Yes, you.
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